They forgot to tell me when practice was…
You know, when you all get together and learn how to act normal.
When everyone gets their lines and cues
And practices what to say and when to smile.
I missed that day.
I didn’t get the updates on how to dress.
Or where to stand.
Or what I was supposed to do.
I missed those classes on where to look
And maybe more importantly, all the warnings
About what not to do, what not to say, what not to wear.
I missed those sessions on where to sit
And how to cross my legs
And what is cool
And what to do with my hands.
Can you give me a quick update?